A person said in the darksparks subreddit that there weren't a lot of fanifcs. I wrote a short shitpost fanfic as a response. It VERY rapidly got out of hands.
Chapter 1 A Fancy Chair For A Toned Ass It was a warm summer afternoon after a hard day of gruesome blood spilling, sick rollouts and still unexplained resurrection? cloning? mind transfusion? How does respawning even work in lore? No fucking clue. Rene was sitting on a chair as she usually tends to do when she wants to sit down. "Wow it sure is nice sitting on a chair" She thought to herself as she accommodated her big fat, yet impeccably toned, ass on the chair. This chair was oak wood with a darkish layer of varnish which helped the bronze bolts and the red flannel of the cushion pop in a very classy, not tacky way. Our sleep deprived Legend stretched and said in the most mundane and uninteresting tone imaginable "Welp, it's been nice sitting but I guess it's time for me to stand up". Then, she stood up. "Man, I really want CHICK-FIL-A. Do they have CHICK-FIL-A in this universe?" She pulled up her phone and searched for CHICK-FIL-A res...
Chapter 9 Cochon Means Pig!!! “I was in the house. You was tending to the ranch as usual. Taking care of the horses and what not, then a group of men riding came and started talking with you. I heard yelling outside and knew that something was wrong. I went out as quickly as I could. You was yelling and pointing your finger around. One of the men pulled out a gun and pointed it at you. You saw me and made a gesture with your hand to stay where I was. Two of them came down from their horse and tried to grab you. You didn’t have your guns on you. You were just looking after the horses. You managed to knock them out but the other one just- he just shot you. Then he shot you again. I cried out for you and they turned to me. I ran inside the house but they got in shortly after. They pointed their guns at me and told me that you had stolen from them and that I needed to pay. They told me that they were from the Singh gang and that from now on they would come to me every month for the mo...
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ReplyDeletewill this have part 2
ReplyDeleteI'm always adding new chapters. Stay toned for the next chapter!!!
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ReplyDeleteA person said in the darksparks subreddit that there weren't a lot of fanifcs. I wrote a short shitpost fanfic as a response. It VERY rapidly got out of hands.
Deletethis should be canon
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