Chapter 1 A Fancy Chair For A Toned Ass It was a warm summer afternoon after a hard day of gruesome blood spilling, sick rollouts and still unexplained resurrection? cloning? mind transfusion? How does respawning even work in lore? No fucking clue. Rene was sitting on a chair as she usually tends to do when she wants to sit down. "Wow it sure is nice sitting on a chair" She thought to herself as she accommodated her big fat, yet impeccably toned, ass on the chair. This chair was oak wood with a darkish layer of varnish which helped the bronze bolts and the red flannel of the cushion pop in a very classy, not tacky way. Our sleep deprived Legend stretched and said in the most mundane and uninteresting tone imaginable "Welp, it's been nice sitting but I guess it's time for me to stand up". Then, she stood up. "Man, I really want CHICK-FIL-A. Do they have CHICK-FIL-A in this universe?" She pulled up her phone and searched for CHICK-FIL-A res...
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