"The Quest For Chicken" Chapter 4
Chapter 4
She Got It
Inside Hammond Labs it was dark. Power was turned off across most of Olympus when the arena was empty. Natalie scanned the hallways with the flash light as they walked down. She had a worried look on her face as she looked around.
“What’s wrong Nat? Are you scared the ‘ghost’ followed you from Kings Canyon? Hahaha.” Said Rene in a cheeky tone .
“It’s not funny Rene. This place gives me a really bad spine and it does remind me of Singh Labs. And that ghost you mock me for believing in is real. I saw it with my two eyes.”
“Well no shit it’s real. I already told you it was me dimension hopping.”
“WHAT?! THAT WAS YOU?! YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT!!!”
“I didn’t? Oh well now you know.”
“Man do you two ever shut up?” Said Kanye in a slightly annoyed voice as he opened a door to an office.
“Jeez sorry” Rene grabbed some papers from a desk and started inspecting them. “Are you sure the thing is here anyways. I wouldn’t expect them to just leave that behind.”
“Yeah I’m sure it’s here. It’s on the underground floor that only me and a select few others have access to. ”
“So Kanye, those are some pretty nice shoes.” Natalie commented in a friendly manner, trying to make some small talk. “Where did you get them?”
“I see your big titty friend got an eye for drip Rene. These are The Adidas Yeezy Boost 700. They was debuted during the Yeezy Season 5 fashion show in 2017. The shoe was released on August 12, 2017, for $300, exclusively via Yeezy Supply. At the time, two colourways of white/gum and black were also expected to release in 2018. On March 23, 2019, the 700 V2 “Geode” colourway was released synchronously with a nationwide lemonade stand charity campaign raising money for the National Alliance of Mental Illness.”
“Oh, I see.” Said Natalie pretending to understand what Kanye had just told her.
“Anyways here we are.” Said Kanye The three of them stood in front of a metal door tucked by a corner in one of the lab’s many rooms. The door had no handle, just half of a black orb sticking out.
“So how do you open this? Voice recognition? Finger prints?” Asked Rene as she inspected the door up and down with her hand.
“A 𝒟𝑅𝐼𝒫 𝒞𝐻𝐸𝒞𝒦.” Answered Kanye.
“Excuse me?”
“You know, a 𝒟𝑅𝐼𝒫 𝒞𝐻𝐸𝒞𝒦. The orb checks your drip and it decides if you are worthy or not.”
“The fuck’s a drip check?”
“It’s pronounced ‘𝒟𝑅𝐼𝒫 𝒞𝐻𝐸𝒞𝒦’ and it’s probably something you wouldn't understand cuz you have no drip.”
Rene just stared at Kanye.
“Anyways, we’re in trouble now that I think about it. Thing is locked behind a two man mechanism.” Continued Kanye.
“What? you need double the drip?” answered Rene in an ironic tone.
“No that'd be stupid. It uses two keys. Fortunately, I have both keys. Unfortunately, only I have enough drip to pass the 𝒟𝑅𝐼𝒫 𝒞𝐻𝐸𝒞𝒦”
“I have drip.” Interjected Natalie.
“You? You have drip?” Asked Rene as she raised an eyebrow sceptically.
“You bet I got drip.” Natalie took out her sweater. She revealed a 2 24K gold chains around her neck, two platinum Rolexes iced the fuck out, a Gucci alligator belt, and a limited edition Louis Vuitton/Supreme collaboration t shirt (plain white.)
“YOOOOOOO!!! You got 𝒟𝑅𝐼𝒫!” Exclaimed Kanye as he held his head completely amazed by the sheer amount of drip this Space French girl had.
“Well this explains why you live in a shitty studio apartment in the worst part of town. You spend all of your money on these shitty expensive clothes?” Questioned Rene, visibly annoyed and confused.
“Oh no, I get paid in jelly beans by the Syndicate. Ms. Loba got me these clothes. We just sneaked into the mall at night and took them. She told me she’d pay for them later so it’s okay.” Answered Natalie with an innocent look as she tilted her head confused by Rene’s annoyance.
“You fucking stole them?!”
“Oh My! No! I would never. I already told you Ms. Loba told me that -Aw merde.” Natalie cringed at the realization that Ms. Loba was lying about paying later.
“No time for that shit now.” Interrupted Kanye. “We got the drip we need to enter. That’s what matters.”
Kanye and Natalie stood in front of the door and did the You Know I Had to Do It to Em pose. The black orb projected a light which scanned both of them. “YOU HAVE PASSED THE 𝒟𝑅𝐼𝒫 𝒞𝐻𝐸𝒞𝒦” Announced a telecom voice which was way too loud. The door opened and both entered.
Rene waited for them. She walked around the room. After a while she inspected her surroundings to make sure no one was there. Then she walked up to the door and made the You Know I Had to Do It to Em pose. The orb quickly scanned her. At that moment the door opened and Natalie and Kanye came out carrying a big metal briefcase. The same voice came through the telecom “BITCH YOU AIN’T GOT 𝒟𝑅𝐼𝒫. YOU AIN’T GOT 𝒮𝒜𝒰𝒞𝐸. GET OUT.” Kanye and Natalie stared at Rene standing doing the pose with an expression that indicated the very clear desire for death.
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