"The Quest For Chicken" Chapter 5
Chapter 5
The Story Actually Fucking Starts Now.
“Aight, with these Dimension Skippers, Sugar Tits over here and I should be able to phase into other dimensions with you, Rene.” Said Kanye as he pulled out of the metal briefcase what looked like a powerglove.
“Why does it look like a powerglove?” Asked Rene.
“The 80’s had the best sci-fi so when we were designing it we thought it would make it work better or some shit.”
“Then why does Natalie’s one looks like a Nintendo Wii remote?”
“We really liked the Nintendo Wii.”
“Anyways these shits need a ton of energy and unless one of you is a genius electrical engineer that can reroute the whole of Olympus’ power grid to feed into the Dimension Skippers I think we’re in a pickle here.”
“I have 4 AA batteries,” Said Natalie.
“Even better.” Replied Kanye.
“Okay so as long as Ms Moo and I are touching you while you phase we will phase with you. Just bear in mind that it could be very taxing as you will be drawing more power from the void than usual.”
Natalie and Kanye walked behind Rene and each put one of their hands on each of her shoulders.
Rene took a deep breath and closed her eyes. “Alright I need to focus for this, so stay quiet.” As she continued to focus, purple lighting started to jolt around the room. “Chick Fill-A, Chick Fill-A Chick Fill-A....” She muttered to herself. “Alright guys we’re getting close. I can see it. Get ready.”
At that moment Kanye’s phone buzzed and he quickly checked it. “YOOOO! Lil Nas X wants to collab!”
“Wait, that cowboy guy?” replied Rene as all three of them were zapped out of the room.
They found themselves traveling through the void now. Natalie and Kanye looked around in disbelief as they saw an infinite number of reflections of themselves in all directions. “Is this what you see every time you go into the void Rene?” Asked Natalie.
“Yeah pretty much.” She grimaced. “You know, I think Kanye was right. This really is harder than usual.”
Sparks started to burst out of Kanye’s Powerglove shaped Dimension Skipper.
“What was that?” asked Wraith.
“I don’t know man you fucking tell me” Replied Kanye with a worried look on his face.
The sparks became small lightning. They were getting progressively larger and more aggressive. “YO RENE WHAT THE FUCK?!”
“HOLY SHIT KANYE YOUR POWERGLOVE SHAPED DIMENSION SKIPPER IS IN FLAMES!!!”
“AH SHIT!”
“OH FUCK!”
“I WANNA GET DOWN MAN!!! STOP THIS SHIT”
“THE FUCK YOU MEAN GET DOWN? WE’RE NOT IN A FUCKING CAR!!!”
Kanye was struck by a huge bust of lighting that knocked him back.
“WHY DID WE BASED THE DESIGN ON A PIECE OF SHIT LIKE THE POWERGLOVE?!” Yelled Kanye as he faded from the void.
“We have to get him, Rene!” Said Natalie as she held Rene even tighter by the shoulder.
“Bitch, what part of ‘We’re not on a fucking car’ you don’t get?. Plus we’re almost there.”
There was a blinding flash and both of them fell to a dusty road.
Rene slowly raised her face from the dirt to see Natalie looking around.
“Is this Chick Fill-A, Rene?” She said as she pointed to an old wooden house in a dried up plain. “I wasn’t expecting it to be in the middle of the desert.”
“What business y’all folk have ‘ere?” Yelled a voice coming from behind them.
Rene sat up and turned around to see someone identical to Natalie wearing an old timey blue dress. “I said who are you lot?” She chambered a round on her repeater rifle.
"Aw, shiet.” Rene muttered to herself.
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