"The Quest For Chicken" Chapter 6
Chapter 6
What Guys Must Feel When They Cum
The blue dress woman started to aggressively walk towards them. “I said identify yourselves...” She paused for a second as if trying to remember something and then exclaimed “...Fools!” Then she pointed her rifle toward the freshly phased Legends.
Rene slowly stood up with her hands raised and with a head gesture indicated Natalie to do the same.
“What’s going on, Rene?” She inquired in a low tone
“Just relax, let me do the talking.” She took a step forward. “Hi Natalie, it’s me, Rene!” She yelled at the woman in the blue dress.
She lowered her rifle and squinted. “Reny-poo?” She asked as she turned her head.
“Oh ma’ darling I can’t believe it’s you!” She yelled as she ran towards the Legends.
“Man, I hate this part.” Rene told Natalie in a quiet voice.
The blue dress girl jumped and tightly hugged Rene. “I can’t believe it’s you. I knew you’d come back.” She started crying and holding Rene even tighter.
“Hey so you know how I am Rene, well…” She pulled the girl back “I’m kinda not really, but I am.”
“Oh…” She looked down. “So I guess you’re one of the ‘others’ she told me about.” She clenched her fist and put up a forced smile. “Silly me, thinking I’d see you... I-I mean her again.” She took a deep breath and composed herself, then looked at Natalie. ”Well I guess you two must be tired from all this dimension hopping or whatever it is you city folk are up to. Come into the house. I’ll get you some food.”
“Damn that’s awfully kind of you. But we really need to get going. We have a date… a date with chicken.” Said Rene as she nodded and smiled as though she had said something cool. She hadn’t.
“And remember we also have to save your friend Kanye West.” Natalie added after a small but awkward pause.
“Of course. I mean it just seemed too obvious to mention you know…” She in a blatant attempt at hiding how shitty of a friend she is.
“Oh ma lord! You’re friends with the Kanye West?”
“Well it’s more like one of the Kanyes Wests I guess, but probably not quite the same guy.”
“He makes them fancy shoes with drip on em’ don’t he? Although by the looks of you, you probably don’t know what drip is. I mean, no offense, but that jacket is just ugly”
Natalie chuckled. “Lol'' She said. “Lmao. Even wacky alternate reality 19th century farmers have more sense of style than you.”
“lMaO. eVeN WACky 19tH cEnTuRy fArMeRs hAvE MoRe SeNsE Of sTyLe tHaN YoU. Goddamn sometimes you really make me want to just grab and twist them tiddies.” She said, clearly butthurt. “Anyways, let's get out of here. You ready?”
“Oh yes. Let’s go.” Natalie put her hand on Rene’s shoulder and turned to the other Natalie and after staring at each other for a short while, they both said “It was nice meeting me.” at the same time. Then they both laughed at their shitty joke.
“Alright sugar tiddies let’s go.” Rene closed her eyes and after a couple seconds, she had vanished with a lighting strike.
Natalie stood in the field with her hand stretched out as if still holding the vanished shoulder. She looked at the other Natalie and asked “So you said something about some food?”
“Damn Nat, this is really easier compared to last time. Maybe two people were too much for me but I almost feel like you’re not even here.” She turned to see that Natalie was not, in fact, there. “Godfuckingdamnit”
She went out of the void immediately. She appeared in the middle of a white school hallway painted into a strong reddish-orange by the sunset.
“Wow it’s really refreshing to stop in a dimension that doesn’t have things trying to kill me or annoy me.” She heard slow and irregular footsteps coming for the end of the hall. She quickly took cover. After some inspection she noticed a familiar figure. It was Mirage. Although he was obscured by the hallway’s shadows, she could still recognize him. Rene came out of cover.
“Hey Witt, your shoelaces are undone, you dipshit.” He was wearing sandals.
He did not respond to this and continued to walk towards Rene, uninterrupted. She then started to approach him as she thought
‘There’s no way he’s smart. Out of all the dimensions I’ve been, Witt's stupidity is one of the few constants.’
Then she spoke up “Hey Joe asked me about you today!” No response.
‘No fucking way. Witt always falls for Joe mama jokes and then cries about how it’s not funny. Alright then, looks like I’ll have to go all out on this asshole.’
She took a deep breath and continued to approach him. Now looking directly at the middle of his chest. When she was close enough, she put her finger on his chest and told him with a straight face
“Hey something on your shirt.” as she looked up.
Then she saw it. Half of Mirage’s face was gone and what was left of it, was an ugly putrid green. He looked directly at Rene and tried to grab her. She barely managed to slip unscratched. She then jumped out the window and said to herself “nope. nope. nope. nope. nope. nope. nope. nope.” as she fell. She then phased just before hitting the ground.
After a little while in the void she popped back at the ranch exactly where she was. It was darker, probably just a couple minutes after sunset. She looked around and after not seeing any of the Natalies she walked to the house. When she opened the door she saw Natalie in a white dress setting up a table.
Her eyes lit up when she saw Rene. “You just arrived in time , Rene. Dinner is almost done.”
The other Natalie peeked her head through the kitchen door frame. “Come sit darling, Natalie told me you wanted chicken so we made some extra special roasted chicken and lemonade for you.”
Rene stood there biting her lower lip and thought to herself
‘This must be what guys feel like when they cum.’
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