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  "The Quest For Chicken" A Darksparks Fanfiction INDEX CHAPTERS Chapter 1: A Fancy Chair For A Toned Ass Chapter 2 : Interdimensional Poultry Chapter 3: A Cold Sky Night Chapter 4: She Got It Chapter 5: The Story Actually Fucking Starts Now. Chapter 6: What Guys Must Feel When They Cum Chapter 7: This Chapter Is Just Porn Chapter 8: Eggs & Nuggies Chapter 9: Cochon Means Pig!!!

Chapter 9  Cochon Means Pig!!! “I was in the house. You was tending to the ranch as usual. Taking care of the horses and what not, then a group of men riding came and started talking with you. I heard yelling outside and knew that something was wrong. I went out as quickly as I could. You was yelling and pointing your finger around. One of the men pulled out a gun and pointed it at you. You saw me and made a gesture with your hand to stay where I was. Two of them came down from their horse and tried to grab you. You didn’t have your guns on you. You were just looking after the horses. You managed to knock them out but the other one just- he just shot you. Then he shot you again. I cried out for you and they turned to me. I ran inside the house but they got in shortly after. They pointed their guns at me and told me that you had stolen from them and that I needed to pay. They told me that they were from the Singh gang and that from now on they would come to me every month for the mo...

  Chapter 8 Eggs & Nuggies The bright sunlight shone through the blinds and lit up. The birds chirped a tune on the window. They jumped about, pecking each other in a playful manner. “AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH” Rene muffled on her pillow, covering her face. “Shut the fuck up!!!” she rose up and stared piercingly at the birds but quickly had to cover her eyes as she was dazzled by the beautiful morning sun. “AAAAGHHH.” She fell back on bed, defeated. The door opened: “You alright?” “Honey, bring me a gun. I’m shooting these fucking birds.” She said through the pillow. “That is what she would have said…”  Mrs Blasey said as she smiled. She was standing on the doorframe, holding a basket against her hip. “Oh shit. Sorry Mrs Blasey I thought you were Natalie. I mean you are but I mean my Natalie.” “I know, I know. So I won’t give you any guns, but I do have some eggs and chicken for you. What say you come down and join us for breakfast?” Rene looked at her for a second. “...

  Chapter 7 This Chapter Is Just Porn “Damn I might just have to take you with me. That chicken was the bee’s knee.” Said Rene as she rubbed her belly and leaned back on a fancy looking chair. This chair was not as fancy as the previous one. This one had clearly seen better days, but the wood work and quality of the fabric was evident even with the lack of care and passage of time. “Thanks Natalie...s?” “You can call me Mrs Blasey” “You got married?!” Said Natalie in an excited tone “Oh yes. I had to grind her for it but she finally succumbed to me. Let’s just say I can be awfully persuasive.” Mrs Blasey answered Natalie in a mischievous tone. “What do you think about that Rene? When am I getting my wedding ring?” She inquired jokingly. “Hey now don’t go putting silly ideas on the girl’s head Mrs Blasey.” She pointed at her as she spoke. She paused for a moment and then asked in a serious tone. “How the fuck did you manged to convince me to get married? Wait how old are y...

  Chapter 6 What Guys Must Feel When They Cum The blue dress woman started to aggressively walk towards them. “I said identify yourselves...” She paused for a second as if trying to remember something and then exclaimed “...Fools!” Then she pointed her rifle toward the freshly phased Legends. Rene slowly stood up with her hands raised and with a head gesture indicated Natalie to do the same. “What’s going on, Rene?” She inquired in a low tone “Just relax, let me do the talking.” She took a step forward. “Hi Natalie, it’s me, Rene!” She yelled at the woman in the blue dress.  She lowered her rifle and squinted. “Reny-poo?” She asked as she turned her head. “Oh ma’ darling I can’t believe it’s you!” She yelled as she ran towards the Legends.  “Man, I hate this part.” Rene told Natalie in a quiet voice. The blue dress girl jumped and tightly hugged Rene. “I can’t believe it’s you. I knew you’d come back.” She started crying and holding Rene even tighter.  “Hey so ...